REASONS TO HAVE A CHILD

Or: HALLOWEEN COSTUMES FOR 1 YEAR OLD WHO WILL NOT BE AWAKE LONG ENOUGH TO WEAR THEM
  1. Winnie the Pooh
  2. Skunk
  3. Turkey
  4. Snowball
  5. Mad scientist
  6. Rob Dyrdek
  7. Bunny
  8. Pumpkin
  9. Astronaut
  10. Cabbage patch doll
  11. Old man exercising
  12. Regular style bear
  13. Jack Nicholson