Keep in mind that our office is across from a hotel.
  1. The woman in front of me has very high heels.
  2. The men around her are just wearing sneakers.
  3. I want food but no one else is grabbing any, does that mean I can't?
  4. The man in the hotel across the street just opened his window, is he going to jump?
  5. If he did jump, would I scream?
  6. Would that be frowned upon?
  7. Why aren't there more women here?
  8. Oh! He shut the window, no jumping today!
  9. Oooo! My coworker is getting a 3rd glass of wine. Heh boozer.
  10. Yasssss she got me a glass too!