Thoughts You Have When You Get Your Period
- •Cramps, yes! No babies!
- •Cramps, no. So much pain.
- •Does this mean I can eat chocolate even though I'm not craving it?
- •Maybe this is why I've been eating so many mozzarella sticks.
- •This means my boyfriend and I will do the no baby dance next time we see each other.Probably in public.
- •Oh! This is why I've been so cranky this past week.
- •Am I out of tampons?
- •Damn my boobs look good.
- •Fuck You Period Poop.