Thoughts You Have When You Get Your Period

  1. Cramps, yes! No babies!
  2. Cramps, no. So much pain.
  3. Does this mean I can eat chocolate even though I'm not craving it?
  4. Maybe this is why I've been eating so many mozzarella sticks.
  5. This means my boyfriend and I will do the no baby dance next time we see each other.
    Probably in public.
  6. Oh! This is why I've been so cranky this past week.
  7. Am I out of tampons?
  8. Damn my boobs look good.
  9. Fuck You Period Poop.