NEVER HAVE I EVER

  1. Watched a football game
  2. Had absinthe
  3. Been out of North America
    :(
  4. had a random one night stand
  5. Lived somewhere more than 5 years
  6. Been to NYC
  7. Met a dog I didn't love
  8. Not been scared on a plane
    that is what wine on planes are for I will assume
  9. Eaten weird animal parts
  10. Met my "dad"