VARIOUS PEOPLE I HAVE WANTED TO BE UPON DISCOVERING THEM, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. Lily Tomlin
  2. Lucy Ricardo
  3. member of the Partridge Family
  4. Harriet (the spy)
  5. anyone at all in West Side Story
  6. Fred Astaire
  7. Billy Joel
  8. David Foster Wallace
  9. Me
  10. Shawn Colvin
  11. Mary Karr
  12. Lydia Davis
  13. Percival Everett