1. I'm not that funny
    I think I'm funny, but other people not so sure
  2. I don't have many followers
    I am adding anyone who wants a follow though!
  3. None of my friends are on here
    This kinda makes me feel like a pioneer and that I am way cooler than most of the people I know, but also annoys me
  4. I have a job and have to work!
    Haha except I'm making this list and trolling lists all day! In reality I feel my best listing will be inspired by my lack of inspiration at work
  5. It's sort of scary
    I don't have Facebook and this feels very personal.