BAD BUSINESS VENTURES MY BOYFRIEND HAS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERED

Sorry @w_cooper
  1. Being the part owner of a monster truck bounce house for party rentals
  2. Trying to sell his family poorly made t-shirts for non-existent reunions
    He is a Cooper
  3. Selling portal chargers he bought in bulk from China
    No One ever visited his website. My dad offered to anonymously buy 10... I declined his creepy and flawed plan ( my boyfriend would have had to ship them to my parent's house)
  4. Having me carry other people's children to full term for major $$$
    Jk jk that's his friend's cute baby. Not carried by me.