WHAT I DID WHEN I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO SLEEP

  1. Watch Parks and Rec reruns
  2. IMDB Retta because I need her in my life
  3. Took 4000 selfies
  4. Deleted 3976 selfies
  5. Figured out my closet has great lighting
  6. Bought pens on Amazon
  7. Forgot I bought pens on Amazon
  8. Found that shirt I lost two years ago
  9. Reconfigured my bedroom
  10. Decided I liked the other style better
  11. Painted my nails
  12. Waited two hours for them to dry
  13. Slept
  14. They weren't dry