5 things that make me unreasonably angry

damn you, modern technology.
  1. "Heating"?? Still? Jesus, Keurig it's been like 8 seconds, for real?
  2. Why isn't Thor streaming somewhere? Seriously, why?
  3. When Waze tells me go take 14 side streets and then turn left into 6 lanes of traffic, instead of going another 300 feet to turn at the light.
  4. When my husband/child/dog accidentally changes the channel on something I've let get ahead on purpose so I can skip commercials. It's GONE! FOREVER!
  5. Why hasn't someone invented something that folds and puts away your laundry? For the love of God people, we have self parking cars. Will someone get on that?