THINGS I THINK ABOUT ON THE TOILET

5 quiet minutes to think about myself
  1. I want plants in my bedroom
  2. Did I defrost chicken for dinner?
  3. I wonder if I can leave early because I'm sick?
  4. I have to go to the gym tomorrow, but I'm sick...
  5. I need to get the heel replaced on my boots, they are getting ruined and cost heaps to buy