When Gramps or Grams imparts wisdom you best take a seat...
  1. Wash as far up as possible, as far down as possible and then, wash possible.
    True words to suds your business to and also a little shudder worthy
  2. Well, that was enough to knock your dick up into your watch pocket.
    As a 5 year old girl I had no idea what either were
  3. If it were up your ass you'd know where it was.
    And, I wouldn't want it back
  4. Take HUMAN bites!
    But I'm hungry Gramma
  5. I have to swim to Cuba to see a man about some kumquats
    Blame it on the meds
  6. Your first born will be named Pasquali.
    See the description above and apply here as well