THINGS I AM NOT

A little get to know me list for if I ever get any followers.
  1. 1.
    A super-rich mega-famous movie star.
  2. 2.
    Patient.
  3. 3.
    Particularly funny.
  4. 4.
    Able to keep my feelings off my face. Especially when I don't like something.
  5. 5.
    Aggressive.
  6. 6.
    Proficient in fashion or beauty things.
  7. 7.
    A good cook.
  8. 8.
    Tidy.