I KNOW I NEED REAL HUMAN CONTACT WHEN I...

  1. Pick my nose in the car
    Oops everyone can see me
  2. Laugh and comment out loud to myself
    In the grocery store like "Ha! I almost forgot ricotta!"
  3. I talk to strangers casually
    Still in the grocery store, "Can't make a lasagna without ricotta, that was a close one"
  4. Clap at the end of a YouTube video
    Audience solidarity
  5. Think everyone on list app is my best friend
    "So honest, so glad you shared 😍"
  6. My vibrator needs to be charged