I KNOW I NEED REAL HUMAN CONTACT WHEN I...
- •Pick my nose in the carOops everyone can see me
- •Laugh and comment out loud to myselfIn the grocery store like "Ha! I almost forgot ricotta!"
- •I talk to strangers casuallyStill in the grocery store, "Can't make a lasagna without ricotta, that was a close one"
- •Clap at the end of a YouTube videoAudience solidarity
- •Think everyone on list app is my best friend"So honest, so glad you shared 😍"
- •My vibrator needs to be charged