When you've already used "Im not in the mood" but you're not ready to break up yet
  1. I have my period, and my mouth has its period
  2. I think a row of teeth grew in down there
  3. Can you rub my back for a little bit first?
  4. My vagina is too tired from haunting my exes all day
  5. Is that the only reason you came over here?
  6. I'm sore