THINGS IM JEALOUS OF MY MOTHER FOR

  1. 1.
    Waking up early
  2. 2.
    Having muscle definition
    I'm soft.
  3. 3.
    Being super creative with criticism
    I often walk right into shame
  4. 4.
    Having a green thumb
  5. 5.
    Being a pet owner
  6. 6.
    Being an avid reader
    Technically they are audiobooks but she's listened to them all.
  7. 7.
    Her thoughtful use of the word: fuck
    Which to me means she's modest and respectful