1. When life gives you lemons
    Make lemonade.
  2. When life gives you lemonade
    Wonder why you didn't get the lemons. I mean, be grateful for the lemonade and not having to make the lemonade but...where are the lemons? Is this some sort of secret lemons situation? Are lemons hiding in here? Is someone going to throw lemons at you? Let's be clear, you're fine with lemonade but had you just been given lemons you'd at least be able to make a choice of maybe making a pie or using them as a garnish for salmon. Not a big fan of salmon, but still. Options. Pour the lemonade out.