Things the Guy Behind Me at the Bar Said to Try and Get the Bartender's Attention Last Night

  1. "Bro."
  2. "Hey bro."
  3. "Shot of Jameson!"
  4. "Shot of-bro! Shot of Jameson!"
  5. "For real, dude?"
  6. *to his friend* "This bar sucks."
  7. "BRO! SHOT OF JAMESON!"
  8. *bartender shows up and lectures him on bar etiquette* "For sure for sure, respect man."
  9. *to his friend* "Fuck that guy, dude."