THINGS ED BURNS VOICE SOUNDS LIKE

Ed Burns has one of the most distinct voices in the world. Here are some things it makes me think of
  1. Two Brillo pads rubbing together
  2. A mouse that's been at the gym for 10 hours
    You know it should sound like a mouse and it does but it's also rough and rugged from all the testosterone it worked up in the ten hour gym session.
  3. Morning voice
    His voice is in that constant state of being questioned... "Did you just wake up?" "Were you taking a nap?"
  4. Trying not to cry
    He constantly sounds like he is on the verge of tears
  5. Grass blowing
    That high pitched screeching that fades out when you blow on grass