Albums I would have sex with if they were manifested into a person
I'm not high.
- •My Beautiful, Dark, Twisted Fantasy by KanyeI would make sweet, sweet love to this album
- •ANTI by RihannaI want to have rough sex with this album
- •YeezusI want to know what it'd be like but I feel like I'd ultimately fear for my life
- •Any Ariana Grande albumI would have gentle, sweet, tender sex with any of her albums and cry afterwards. I would also need to be held.
- •Purpose by Justin BieberSay what you will but I want a one night stand with this album. It would send me dick pics the day after thus ruining any potential relationship.
- •Midnight Memories by 1DI don't want to have sex with it but I do want to suck its dick. Not quite good enough to let it put its dick in me, but I'd totally swallow.
- •LemonadeI would be this album's dirty, dirty whore. Lemonade can choke me in bed and I'd call it Daddy
- •Please don't unfollow me