MY MISFORTUNES IN ONLINE DATING (PT. 2 OF MANY)

  1. You'd have a better chance of a response if you finished the sentence
  2. 🙄🙄🙄
  3. If you're married and/or have no pictures of yourself on your profile I have 0% interest in you.
  4. I doubt that.
  5. This honestly doesn't require a caption.
  6. I'm sure this person is nice, but don't put yourself down to try to guilt me into responding, ya know?
  7. Thanks???
  8. Not with you, no.
  9. You literally don't have a picture of yourself on your profile. How am I supposed to know if we've talked?
  10. No you can't.
  11. I don't think I would, sorry.