The Types of Guys I've Dated Or Almost Dated That Suck

If you fall into one of these categories please don't take it personally, I'm sure you rock! This is just from my personal experience.
  1. Business majors
    Never in my life have I ever dated or almost dated a business major that wasn't an idiot
  2. Fishermen
    These guys are generally pretty boring. Other interests include hunting, golfing, and making racist remarks.
  3. Motorcyclists
    Never have I EVER even met a single motorcyclist who wasn't a complete and total asshole.
  4. Poets/Authors
    I know some really talented and nice writers, this is exclusively in reference to my ex-boyfriend whose head was shoved so far up his own asshole that his voice was muffled by his esophagus