PEOPLE I WOULD PREFER NOT TO HAVE SEX DREAMS ABOUT (ANYMORE)

And knowing my subconscious, this list is only going to get longer.
  1. John Goodman
  2. Paul Giamatti
  3. Harry Potter
    Not Daniel Radcliffe, mind you, but my own concept of Harry Potter.
  4. Henry Rollins
    He is buff and angry. I like either scrawny or slightly overweight Hufflepuff types.
  5. Justin Timberlake
    Not as long as my mind keeps skipping over the good parts to him crying on my shoulder about all the pressure he's under.
  6. Leslie Odom, Jr.
    BUT ONLY BECAUSE something always gets in the way before we can actually do anything. Last time I spent most of the dream searching for a condom.
  7. Stephen Hawking
    That just felt disrespectful. Also I think in that dream we went around solving mysteries?