PEOPLE I WOULD PREFER NOT TO HAVE SEX DREAMS ABOUT (ANYMORE)
And knowing my subconscious, this list is only going to get longer.
- •John Goodman
- •Paul Giamatti
- •Harry PotterNot Daniel Radcliffe, mind you, but my own concept of Harry Potter.
- •Henry RollinsHe is buff and angry. I like either scrawny or slightly overweight Hufflepuff types.
- •Justin TimberlakeNot as long as my mind keeps skipping over the good parts to him crying on my shoulder about all the pressure he's under.
- •Leslie Odom, Jr.BUT ONLY BECAUSE something always gets in the way before we can actually do anything. Last time I spent most of the dream searching for a condom.
- •Stephen HawkingThat just felt disrespectful. Also I think in that dream we went around solving mysteries?