Asian Stereotypes that are true to me..

I'm not hating just speaking my truth
  1. I can't drive .... Nuff said.... Well maybe not .. I take up two parking spaces when parking my little Japanese made car, I can't parallel park, I cross 5 lanes of traffic than remember I have to signal, I hit the brakes to stop after I rolled pass the stop sign .. Okay now nuff said...
  2. My eyesight sucks .... Not because of my small eyes ... I have huge eyes .. I don't know why but I'm negative -10 on my right eye and -11.25 on my left eye... I'm afraid to take my contacts out at night because I can't find my way out if there's a fire ...and I'm from a family of 6 and we all have bad eyesight .. Coincidence ? No all Asian..
  3. I am freakishly amazing at math .. I can do it in my sleep. And it turns me on .. Does that make me weird ?
  4. I don't like to pay full price for anything and will negotiate the shit out of everything ...