GIFTS GIVEN AT MY FAMILY CHRISTMAS

East Texas at its finest
  1. Switches
    From my uncle to both of his kids, because "they need they asses whooped" in the words of my PawPaw.
  2. A box of "I Don't Know"
    From my grandma to my cousin, because he wouldn't tell her what he wanted.
  3. A "Yeti" Cup
    Or just a styrofoam cup with yeti stickers. From my mom to my cousin.
  4. A horse turd in a corral
    From my uncle to my dad. Not sure why it was given, but this is definitely a step down from coal.