MY NAME MADE UP OF THINGS I WOULD NEVER SAY

I'm late to this list train, but hopping aboard
  1. Everyone gets depressed sometimes, mental illness isn't real.
  2. Man buns aren't attractive; I'm so over that fad.
  3. I wish more artists would tour only in towns that are hours and hours away from me.
  4. Look, all I'm saying is Sports Center keeps me totally entertained.
  5. Yo boy that I don't know anything about, lemme holla at you & dat fine azzzzzz