QUOTED - THANKSGIVING EDITION

My grandparents house is a zoo & I love it.
  1. "Yeah, he's probably the most mentally stable in the family." -Paw Paw
    ...while showing me a picture of a 12 year old with a Mohawk standing at least one foot tall.
  2. "DON'T YOU DARE CUT THOSE BANANAS UNTIL IT'S LUNCH TIME DAMMIT!" - Gee Gee to Paw Paw
    no soggy fruit salad up in hurr
  3. *wakes me up by putting a breakfast taco in my face* - Paw Paw
    ngl, this is a very effective way to be awakened
  4. "No, no, you can't move to California. God is trying to get rid of California; it's either sinking or on fire."
    "Honestly, Gee Gee, if God wanted to get rid of California, it'd be gone." ... "Well, you're right, then."
  5. "OH MY GOSH TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF!" - Aunt Ginny
    In response to my cousin Danielle yelling she's hot
  6. *takes pictures & yells cheese as we are praying* - Gee Gee