REASONS TO WEAR ALL BLACK ALL THE TIME

a memoir?
  1. It's chic
  2. It's slimming
  3. It makes you look a little intimidating
    With a baby face like mine, I could use a little edge.
  4. But really the most important reason...
  5. Is when you spill soy sauce on yourself, people only notice by scent - not by sight
    a regular occurrence for me
  6. But today I soy-stained my skin, too, so I guess I still take the L here
  7. 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻