1. My friend went through a divorce and I was sick of his bitching.
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  2. Is this wrong? No.
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  3. I found this outside a Noodles and Co.
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  4. Sheriff David Clark and some junkie. Okay, I'm the junkie.
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  5. This makes me laugh.
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