6 WAYS I COULD REALLY FUCK THINGS UP RIGHT NOW
Boy oh boy are these some BAD ideas!!!!
- •Put my car keys in the garbage disposal and turn it on and dump yogurt on it(I might need my keys later and I don't like getting yogurt on my hands usually)
- •Take my pants and underwear off and try to shove them both into my vagina in front of my coworkers(We've got a lot of work to do and they don't appreciate distraction)
- •Text my boyfriend that I want him to eat ham off another lady's tits or else I'll kick him in the brain(He's trying to keep Kosher)
- •Mail my parents my shit with a note that says "give your grandson a kiss"(They're out of town and the package might sit there a while)
- •Drive my car into a lake(It's a lease)
- •FartNever mind I think I'm gonna do this one I'll let you know how it goes