1. "Is there a way of making sitting down less relaxing and simple for everyone?"-creator of musical chairs
  2. "Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you"- coaching a first time pitcher while pointing at a group of catchers
  3. "Is...this your card?"- a magician, sorting through birthday presents with friends
  4. "Never let anyone else define you!"- motivational speech to Websters dictionary employees
  5. "I bet you're going to see me angry!"- the inevitable hulk
  6. "I think I'd prefer if you were always there when I called, but not, always on time"- girlfriend(s) of ja rule
  7. "Everyone's favorite seem to be the rye chips, so let's make sure to put roughly 3 1/2 chips per bag"- makers of chex mix
  8. "You're beautiful. You're beautiful. You're beautiful..it's..dude I want pizza." -James Blunted