BEN AFFLECK AND MATT DAMON'S WEDDING AESTHETIC

  1. Location: some beachside inn/resort off the coast of Maine
  2. An A-list guest list
    Tom Brady, the entire cast of Wahlburgers, the Irish Catholic illuminati, etc..
  3. Vows: Matt and Ben speak only in their past movie quotes about eachother
    Matt: "Blow me, alright" (from The Departed). Ben: his whole monologue from the end of Good Will Hunting where he explains how fucking smart Damon is
  4. J. Lo's character from The Wedding Planner, will be the wedding planner
  5. Officiant: Pope Francis
    Seems right
  6. Flower girl: @mindy Kaling
  7. Ring bearer: Ted
  8. Table center-pieces:
    Their oscars
  9. Musical guest: Casey Affleck will play the piano while speaking in prose about Matt and Ben's dynamic relationship
  10. Their registry: a 50/50 split between Dunkin' Donuts gift cards and donations to charities