THINGS THAT I WANT TO ASK MY REPUBLICAN FRIENDS

  1. Are these your opinions or your parents' opinions??
  2. Do you make over $150K at your internship?
  3. Are you aaaactually voting for Trump?
  4. How much did you spend on your Reagan-Bush 84' koozie?
    Follow up Q: Does it make your beer taste like the blood of minorities?
  5. Do you not believe women deserve basic human rights including the right to chose what they do with THEIR bodies?
  6. Do you have a soul?
  7. Are you stupid?