5 LISTS MY PARENTS WOULD 100% WRITE ABOUT ME

Inspired by @dubstep
  1. "People we suspect Emma has voted for but are afraid to ask"
  2. "The most unbearable gymnastics competitions we ever sat through for Emma"
  3. "Boys who either went to middle school with Emma or are distant family friends she doesn't talk to, whatever, they should get married"
  4. "Times Emma has said she is dropping out of law school, ranked by how much we think she was joking"
  5. "Reasons our daughter should be head writer at SNL, Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, and a J. Crew model"
    Love is beautiful/blinding