5 LISTS MY PARENTS WOULD 100% WRITE ABOUT ME
Inspired by @dubstep
- •"People we suspect Emma has voted for but are afraid to ask"
- •"The most unbearable gymnastics competitions we ever sat through for Emma"
- •"Boys who either went to middle school with Emma or are distant family friends she doesn't talk to, whatever, they should get married"
- •"Times Emma has said she is dropping out of law school, ranked by how much we think she was joking"
- •"Reasons our daughter should be head writer at SNL, Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court, and a J. Crew model"Love is beautiful/blinding