@carlywalsh for the lazy
  1. When she made me get The List App
  2. When she told me I should download Bumble in order to meet the love of my life (a failure)
  3. When she wants to go to Burger King at 3am (often)
  4. When I shared my BK mozzarella sticks with her even though she wouldn't give me any chicken fries
  5. When she said shots of Fireball were necessary to start our evening (this night ended at Burger King)
  6. When she insisted we go to a Mindy Kaling book signing (actually a good idea)