THE BEST QUOTES BY MY LITTLE BROTHER

15 year old boys say the darnedest things
  1. "Oh my god! I forgot I drew a face on my belly button and I got really scared!"
  2. "I forgot that other people have parents and it really weirded me out for a second."
  3. "We own truffle oil? Shit, we're fancy."
  4. "It's just hilarious how awful she is."
  5. "I hate pronouncing things right."
  6. "I'm drinking green tea. That counts as exercise."
  7. "We bought fancy toilet paper? Are we rich now?"
  8. "I'm not making fun of you guys. I'm just laughing at you."
  9. "Please keep your hair down."