SIX GREAT THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TO ME THIS MONTH

Things are really happening for me this August
  1. Spent a day on a yacht with a hot tub on deck
  2. Met Laverne Cox at dinner
  3. Found a place that sells my discontinued perfume in the lower east side
  4. Got a great deal on a rental car for labor day
  5. Found out I am going to Hawaii for free
  6. Lastly the man at my bagel place has finally recognized me as a regular and starts to toast my bagel as soon as I walk in