THIS I AM GOING TO DO ON MY DIY DAY OFF

Just a few home DIY things I am doing today to keep my day off fun and productive
  1. Take my sweet sweet wife to work. I did it myself.
  2. Buy water kefir grains from a guy I met on Craigslist.
  3. Cut my hair.
  4. Wrestle my 5 lb. Pomeranian through his bath.
  5. PASS THIS MOTHER FUCKING KIDNEY STONE!!!!!!
  6. Probably make food.
  7. If I am feeling crazy, make beer.