MOST DISTURBING THINGS THAT CAN HAPPEN WHILE YOU'RE WATCHING STRANGER THINGS
- •You get up to go to the bathroom, and when you come back the TV has turned itself off.Is something messing with your electrical appliances???
- •The phone rings.And you have one of those vintage-look Pottery Barn phones that rings like its 1983. You only have a house phone at all because of the alarm system, and what good will that do you if evil comes through the walls?
- •You realize that you were a Barbara in high school.Except your hair was messier. You were a sloppy Barbara.
- •Barbara gets dragged away by a monster, and Nancy doesn't notice because she's having sex.It occurs to you this might be a misogynistic indictment of female sexuality.