Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained

  1. That time I tried to be a grownup by getting a handle on my student loans.
  2. That time I wasn't remotely a grownup and made fun of this poor woman's name.
  3. My nephew is a man of few words.
  4. My coworkers are people of integrity.
  5. My mom got bitmoji.
  6. See how special my blood is?
  7. A caption would ruin this.