Screenshots I Have On My Phone, Explained
- •That time I tried to be a grownup by getting a handle on my student loans.
- •That time I wasn't remotely a grownup and made fun of this poor woman's name.
- •My nephew is a man of few words.
- •My coworkers are people of integrity.
- •My mom got bitmoji.
- •See how special my blood is?
- •A caption would ruin this.