Inspired by @kcupcaker and the many other people who already did this.
  1. Hair ties
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    The ones you bought last month have probably all disappeared by now.
  2. Drawing supplies
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    If these don't make you happy, I'm not sure what I can do for you.
  3. A Lush bath bomb
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    I hope you have a bathtub.
  4. A postcard from obviousstate.com
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  5. Some amazing advice
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    Not from me, though. I don't know anything. I steal all my good advice from Carolyn Hax at the Washington Post.