THINGS THAT ARE EASIER THAN EVENLY RE-DYEING THE BACK OF YOUR OWN HAIR

Why YES, the diagonal line was intentional...
  1. Playing the flute after eating crackers
  2. Solving math equations while blowing bubbles with gum and humming the Slovenian national anthem
  3. Getting the NRA to agree to stricter gun control laws
  4. Getting purple dye stains off of a white sink
  5. Telling abuela you're full and aren't having her flan
  6. That's it