THOUGHTS I HAVE HAD TODAY

  1. Maybe not eating will fix my problems
  2. Maybe eating a lot will fix my problems
  3. Showering before work makes me feel like an adult
  4. If you say anything other than "good" when I ask how your food was I hate you
  5. Maybe a tattoo will fix my problems
  6. Did my last tattoo fix any of my problems?
  7. I'm am definitely going to the gym before class today
  8. Maybe a sandwich instead of the gym?
  9. I will only eat half of this sandwich
  10. Why did I eat the whole sandwich
  11. There are so many fictional relationships I envy
  12. My stomach hurts
  13. Ok focus this class, you owe it to your professor