10 PLAGUES REDUX

  1. 1.
    Bloody Mary bar that's been in the sun too long
  2. 2.
    Froggy voice that won't go away
  3. 3.
    Bugs in your all-inclusive hotel room
  4. 4.
    Pestilential smell in an UberX
  5. 5.
    Beasts at the front of the line
  6. 6.
    Boils on the person sitting next to you on a long flight
  7. 7.
    Hail damage
  8. 8.
    Locusts' relentless chattering outside your window on a hot summer night
  9. 9.
    Darkness of your bedroom marred by that one blinking streetlight
  10. 10.
    Slaying of the first born pilot/screenplay/novel/podcast