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  1. Fucksticks!
  2. Shitbox!
  3. Poopsickles!
    For when Simone was around when she was younger. Now that she's a teenager, I have a total potty mouth.
  4. Sweet Baby Wholes!
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    This cracks us up every time we're in the pickles aisle.
  5. Son of a...
    I literally never finish the sentence.
  6. No. Way.
  7. Holy crap!
    My Twitter feed is overrun by this phrase.
  8. What. The. Fuck.
    That old chestnut.