FAVORITE THINGS TO DO DEFIANTLY WHEN I'M FEELING SAD ABOUT BEING SINGLE AND ALONE
Inspired by @sally (I've also requested this list from her)
- •Make a fucking kick-ass dinner and eat it alone while watching a terrible (but manly) action flick.
- •Sleep diagonally.
- •Eat dark chocolate chips out of the bag.
- •27-minute shower + beer.I have a marble bench in there.
- •Stay on the toilet to finish reading a magazine article long after I'm done taking a shit.
- •Walk to a favorite restaurant, eat a lavish dinner at the bar.Drink two cocktails and order dessert.
- •Fry eggs for breakfast. Naked.Also somewhat dangerous.
- •Go to a movie, solo.Eat all the popcorn.
- •Stop for a solo nightcap. Close the bar.
- •2am tater tots after a drunk night out.
- •Stay in pajamas until late afternoon.
- •Get in bed at 9pm. Read until midnight.