SMART-ASS REPLIES I THOUGHT OF LATER

A work in progress.
  1. Your sister asked me the same thing this morning.
  2. If I had a dollar for everyone who asked me that, I'd have....a dollar.
  3. Fucking Rotarians.
  4. Oh, sorry, I'm always leaving those around.
  5. You must be very, very lonely.
  6. Oh shit. Who told you?