1. Money for Nothing - Dire Straits
    Epic build, then...just a pretty good song.
  2. Two Step - Dave Matthews
    Came on randomly via shuffle mode, and it started out with gorgeous guitars and then a booming bass before morphing into complete what-the-fuck. Inspired this list.
  3. Brainstorm - Arctic Monkeys
    Hard-driving guitars and drums give way to lame lyrics and bad rhymes.
  4. Horseshoes and Handgrenades - Green Day
    Rolling intro into a repetitive song that never delivers.
  5. Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
    You think it's going to be some mega-noise Butthole Surfers-style freak out, and then they just start playing their "boogie-woogie" guitar stuff.
    Suggested by @angusisley
  6. Sweet emotion: Aerosmith
    Another psychedelic and haunting intro followed by crap. But the chorus is pretty good.
    Suggested by @evan
  7. Solsbury Hill - Peter Gabriel
    Suggested by @erichutchinson
  8. White Wedding - Billy Idol
    Suggested by @NoahGeisel