WHY I CAN'T SLEEP
- •Stupid fucking allergies.
- •That last cocktail got all up in my esophagus.
- •Second-to-last non-parenting night. Must make the most of it.
- •Took a bath - didn't relax me, only made me hot and uncomfortable.
- •Can't stop reading "One More Thing." Dammit, @bjnovak.
- •Endless swiping on Tinder.Just. No.
- •ListApp is just too full of goodness tonight.I mean, @vanzorn? Seriously?
- •14% chance that a girl I'm not interested in dating, who's out on a date tonight, will want to drop by after.