WHY I CAN'T SLEEP

  1. Stupid fucking allergies.
  2. That last cocktail got all up in my esophagus.
  3. Second-to-last non-parenting night. Must make the most of it.
  4. Took a bath - didn't relax me, only made me hot and uncomfortable.
  5. Can't stop reading "One More Thing." Dammit, @bjnovak.
  6. Endless swiping on Tinder.
    Just. No.
  7. ListApp is just too full of goodness tonight.
    I mean, @vanzorn? Seriously?
  8. 14% chance that a girl I'm not interested in dating, who's out on a date tonight, will want to drop by after.