Things I Should Have Done On Vacation, But Obviously Didn't

  1. Exercise
    Does one, half mile asthma attack count?
  2. Visit My Grandparents
    I'm on vacation though, ain't nobody got time for that on vacation
  3. Beercation
    Still have time for a VT trip, but time is of the essence
  4. Pack For the Move
    Still have two weeks...
  5. Play Disc
    Leaving them at my parents' house is not an excuse. Go turbo bro!
  6. Buy a Fucking Bike!
    Portland is a bike town
  7. Ruckus Gang!
    Not so much of an activity as it is a statement
  8. Do anything productive for that matter
    It's been mostly a failure