THINGS PEOPLE ASKED ME WHEN I USED TO WORK AT THE NEW YORK TIMES

All the questions fit to print.
  1. 1.
    Why are you asking me that?
  2. 2.
    Will my name be in the paper?
  3. 3.
    When does tomorrow's paper come out?
  4. 4.
    Can I see the article before it's published?
    Not ever.
  5. 5.
    Will it be on Page One?
    Not likely.
  6. 6.
    Who edits the wedding announcements?
  7. 7.
    Can you help me get my wedding announcement in the paper?
  8. 8.
    Do you have to go to Harvard to get a wedding announcement in the paper?
  9. 9.
    Do you know Maureen Dowd?
  10. 10.
    Who's cuter? Paul Krugman or Frank Bruni?
    David Brooks
  11. 11.
    Where can I buy the paper?
    A real question I heard more than once.
  12. 12.
    Why don't you make more money?